Some of you may remember that night in 1994 when NFL Quarterback Jim Everett was a guest on the ESPN show “Talk2” hosted by Jim Rome. After being repeatedly taunted by Rome for anticipating sacks by calling his manhood into question, Everett put Rome on the ground on national television. Those who don’t recall or have never seen it, just Google “Jim Rome gets ass beat”, I’m sure about thirty-seven hundred hits will pop up.
Today on Rome’s current ESPN program, “Jim Rome Is Burning”, the host broke into a five-minute self-righteous rant against Buffalo Bills Wide Receiver Steve Johnson. During yesterday’s game against the New York Jets Johnson caught a touchdown pass, then proceeded to execute an unorthodox, premeditated celebration in which he began dancing to imaginary music before accidentally shooting himself in the leg, which was followed by some limping; An obvious reference to the shooting incident that led to Jets Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress serving twenty months in prison. But that wasn’t the end of the celebration. After limping around for a few steps Johnson began flying around with his arms spread out like a jet, then he fell to the ground to depict a crash landing. According to NFL rules, a player cannot leave their feet during the celebration of a touchdown, which is enforced by a 15-yard penalty on the ensuing kickoff. As a result of Johnson falling to the ground, The Bills had to kickoff from their own 20-yard line (which was then botched by David Rayner), giving the Jets excellent field position to score a touchdown on that drive.
This celebration was all over ESPN all day long. From Mike and Mike in the Morning, to First Take, To SportsCenter, to Around The Horn, to Pardon The Interruption, and yes – to Jim Rome Is Burning. During his entire rant, Rome did not once mention Johnson’s act of falling to the ground, but instead kept harping on how he felt “Johnson crossed the line” by mocking Burress and that he costed his team a touchdown by the Jets on the following possession. The whole time he was talking about it I kept thinking to myself that he had the wrong cause/effect, and I was hoping one of his producers would scream into his earbud that he’s an idiot. To someone who doesn’t watch football or know the rules, based on the way Rome was depicting the events of yesterday one would think Johnson’s mocking of Burress was the reason for the 15-yard penalty, and that it was the reason the Bills ended up giving up a touchdown. The fact of the matter is that had Johnson simply trotted back to the bench after “shooting his leg”, no flag would have been thrown and maybe the Jets wouldn’t have scored on their next possession. Johnson would still face a fine, because rules state that a player cannot simulate weapons during a game, but at least he would not have costed his team an excessive celebration penalty.
Let me lay this out there right now. Stevie Johnson did NOT cross any line. on November 28, 2008 Plaxico Burress walked into a busy New York City nightclub with a Glock tucked into the waistband of his pants. No holster, no New York license to carry a gun of ANY kind. The one license he had for it was for Florida, and even that was expired. Plaxico Burress is a moron. No matter what he’s done in his career or what he’ll do in the future, that incident will be his legacy. He may have served his time, but that certainly doesn’t absolve him from being made fun of for it until the Apocalypse is upon us. When I saw Johnson’s celebration I laughed my rear end off – it was funny. If Plaxico had injured somebody else in the nightclub, I could understand the outrage. Plaxico shot himself in the leg. That by itself is funny! It’s funny because nobody else got hurt, Mr. Burress made a full recovery, served his time, and has resumed making millions.
Watching Rome go on and on about how wrong it was for Johnson to mock the incident got me wondering what kind of moral ground he has to stand on. He got embarrassed by an athlete twice his size in front of millions of viewers for repeatedly calling him – a grown man – by a woman’s name (Chris Evert, female tennis player). And if you go back and watch the video, he did not do it in a joking manor. It is clear that Rome was trying to instigate a confrontation as he ignored warnings my Everett to stop. Seventeen years later we can watch the video and still laugh, because Jim Rome is a punk.
So Jim – Get off your soap box, get your facts right on the NFL rules, and stop trying to demonize Steve Johnson for making light of a hilarious situation. And Steve – Don’t be an idiot. You costed your team 7 points, then you dropped a pass that hit you square in the hands, which you would have run in for a touchdown. Had you scored that touchdown, we might not be here discussing your AWESOME touchdown celebration!